Hog ponding

Similar to diarrhea where the first poop being held back is a little turd followed by a massive dam of liquid sludge that bust loose after the initial hog has escaped. Normally there are corn fragments intermingled with said liquid. This mainly happens when person is sick.
Hey Will, are you feeling sick? Yeah I'm hog ponding at the moment.

Look at that guy... he looks like he's hog ponding.
by Will99912 January 02, 2025
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Hog me up

Eating a live pig, while stroking a pillow pet
(Person #1) Hey lets go hog me up.
(Person #2) Well I have a live pig, but I don’t have a pillow pet.
by Groogy poogy February 16, 2018
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Hog Warts

A sexually transmitted infection you catch from having unprotected sex with a really fat person.
Ryan: Yo Shawn! you totally won fattest fuck Friday!
Shawn: yeah but I didn't wear a rugger and she gave me Hog Warts!
by Huge_Hog_69 January 29, 2025
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30-50 feral hogs

Referencing a post on Twitter in which someone asks "Legit question for rural Americans- How do I kill the 30-50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 minutes while my small kids play?". In the original post, it was supposed to be defending gun laws. Now it is used as an expression when something says something improbable.
Person A: What if improbable thing happens??
Person B: What if there were 30-50 feral hogs?
by designatedtwink January 29, 2025
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Bottom Hogging

The act of stealing the role of receiving the anal penetration in gay sex and, usually, but not always, performance of the oral.
Ya, he is attractive, but he is totally Bottom Hogging.
by Duke_Devlin December 31, 2022
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Hogging orgasm

Multiple girls on the ground squirting all at once and then eating each others cum
The group of girls had an hogging orgasm and squirted all over each other.
by DIvin3 September 27, 2019
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frosty hog

The act of taking your penis and dipping the tip of it into an alcoholic Baja Blast from Taco Bell to prevent premature ejaculation.
"I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and thought I was gonna nut 5 minutes in. Luckily I was able to pull out the old frosty hog and it was smooth sailing from there."
by frosty pete January 04, 2025
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