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hob goblin

Bruh i saw that hob goblin arely today in the hall butt naked asking for quarters
by pussymonster100 March 4, 2022
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Goblinitis

When someone becomes so high, they aren’t able to comprehend there own sentences or speaking properly
She’s so high that the goblinitis is kicking in
by Goose the moose August 20, 2023
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Hunch goblin

An expert move during intercourse with a blow up doll, you must start in the standing position and proceed to get in a frog stance while continuing to thrust until you pop it
I gave Becky the ol hunch goblin the other day and had to order another one on Amazon
by Kbeeezy February 1, 2025
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Goop Goblins

(noun)

Fun-loving, hard-working individuals who are obsessed with goop, believing it to be the key to happiness, success, and making the world go round. Goop Goblins are known for their relentless hustle and quirky charm, always chanting their mantra: "Seek the goop, trust the goblin."
"Why’s Jared working three side hustles and still having the time of his life?"
"Bro, he's like one of those Goop Goblins. Goop makes the world go round."

"Ever since I started chasing the goop like a true Goop Goblin, my life’s been nothing but good vibes and cash flow."
by Cineteria January 22, 2025
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Cock Goblin

Someone with burning sexual desire. Commonly refers to male genitalia and operating such machinery. If you’re not looking he will try to sneak into your underwear. Might like Greek food.
Dude 1, “how many eggplants have a you eaten in recent history
Cock Goblin, “yeah gimme that cock”
by Bumblepumble November 22, 2021
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bong goblin

A bong goblin is a young lady who is a permanent fixture of the student house party scene.

Can be found congregating in a smoky corner in the darkest recess of the party, getting wasted on any homemade weed delivery mechanism such as a bong. A bong goblin generally passes out due to copious inhalation of said weed.

The bong goblin is also generally a candidate for a good ol' tee-bagging and the occasional spooge incident.

In summary, a crack whore in training
Kev - Did you see Sophie at the party last night? She was wasted man

Chris - She is nothing but a Bong Goblin

Kev - I hear that
by bigS May 11, 2014
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alc goblin

going to a party to steal alc and then leaving
“bro ashley is an alc goblin don’t invite her the the party
by slump3d November 24, 2023
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