A grandMILF's moose knuckle.
by meatless February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Canada's History is a sexual act in which both the male and female take a large shit on the corner of their bed. They then go to sleep and never bother to clean it up every again symbolizing that Canada's history is basically a bunch of shit no one even cares enough about to clean up.
Jim, "So me and Lisa performed a Canada's History last night, turns out its not hot or romantic at all"
Mark, "no shit" (pun intended)
Mark, "no shit" (pun intended)
by Dabsters February 6, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A furry, buck-toothed rag you could wring for eternity and never squelch a drop of blood or semen. Formerly called "The Beaver." Flag modelled after the quintessential Canadian still life, "Politely Railing a Virgin From a Safe Distance!" See also, The Juices of My Labour.
by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by sklop February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. the act of penetrating the ear of a wild boar with an erect penis covered in the hot sauce known as sriracha
by rob savage February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by Henrietta Huggins VIII February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. The act of dumping an entire jug of maple syrup on the Stanley Cup and shoving said cup, up the anus. Abnormally large, preferably freshly molted moose antlers are then used as pliers to drop the Canadian cuisine Poutine down the mouth of a young Canadian woman. Beavers are optional.
It is illegal in 54 United States.
It is illegal in 54 United States.
Broseph, last night I studied up on some of Canada's History with my girlfriend, Darcy, last night, aye.
Colbert made me do this.
Colbert made me do this.
by Butt Sweat February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.