blind man's blizzard

A man covers his partners eyes with his testicles, blinding them, and then proceeds to shit in his partners mouth.
This is called a blind man's blizzard.

Man it was so fucked last night! I walked in on Johnny giving some chick a blind man's blizzard!

by Ryno.jnr September 6, 2014

Pecker Blind

To be "Pecker Blind" is to be completely oblivious as to how truly horrible someone is because you want to have sex with them.

Pecker Blindness can be seen in simps that are found in most corners of the internet, but especially in the replies of overly filtered mean girls on Twitter

Richard can't see how much of a bitch Linda is being to everyone; He's gone Pecker Blind

by CassieWin November 12, 2023

BLIND STORAGE EYES

The same as STORAGE EYES.

A past that is never caught and reviewed.

It's time in this storage shed company to pull up the BLIND STORAGE EYES as through the SLATS you can see their CATCH.

How is that that BLIND STORAGE EYES effected to hide from everyone well I am sorry but your insurance will not cover ACTS OF GOD as you are going to. have to take up that past somewhere else and thanks for reporting your incident to the claims department as you will be receiving within thirty days a premium increase for being so honest we will send you a gift card of your choice from any of our INSURANCE CORPORATE CUSTONERS as have a nice day , we appreciate you living by the R.U.L.E.S. as enjoy also thanks for being our loyal customer , " HEY JOHN that got no choice we are the only blinking company that agrees to carry their insurance".

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE January 26, 2022

Blind Retard

The AAPS superintendent

The superintendent is such a blind retard, she doesn’t know when to cancel school

by 6ix 9ine is daddy November 11, 2019

The Blind Monkey

if yo momma ask you “hand me that remote right there” & you mumble “you better ask the blind monkey” that “ask the blind monkey” shit replaces the look you give her when she saying bullshit before she pop yo ass

“you’re late to class again, i’ll be making a phone call to your mother asking why you’re always late” okay bitch you better ask the blind monkey

by swagmastermf November 22, 2021

blind abe

When you ejaculate in your partners eyes and then push it in further.

I gave that bitch a Blind Abe and she can't find her way home now.

by 153tgrjw February 6, 2024

Blind Man's Shave

When one shaves down below but ends up leaving many patches of hair, one has to wonder if it was shaved by a blind man.

Yo, you missed so many spots, it looks like a Blind Man's Shave"

by Mexican Handshake August 1, 2010