burning wood

The feeling one gets in his penis the morning after being with an unclean women.

The Doc said the best way to avoid burning wood was to get a new pair of beer goggles.

by The Guardian January 2, 2009

wood grain

Weed, Pot, Herb, Marry-j, often reffered in the present sence.

damn nigga i always be grippin the wood grain, even when i be sippin on the drink!!

by double J June 29, 2006

touch wood

cockney slang for draw blood

"Do not touch wood from that pig"

by Ampuero December 10, 2006

Morning Wood

A song by Nth Degree about having morning wood.

M-O-M-O-R-M-O-R-N-I-N-G-W-O-O-D TO THE Nth DEGREE!!! I love Morning wood!

by Co0k1eM0n5tr805 June 19, 2009

A walk in the woods

For when she truly wants mutually extended understanding. Not just a cheap date. And you to tell her your name.

I thought this girl was just a walk in the woods. That lead me singly walking in the woods. Telling her my name is just a walk in the woods.

by She'll sey yes. February 28, 2012

knock on wood

to take one's hand (which is in the shape of a fist..) and bang it on a dead tree.

in karate we like to knock on wood!

by kazoomafoo June 5, 2005

flippin' wood

When a man with a flaccid penis negotiates a price for its use before becoming hard so that the buyer does not know the actual size of the erect penis.

Bitch thought I was a grower and paid me 60$ for a quick fuck. The cunt asked me for a refund once I surprised her with my tiny dick. Flippin' wood is hard, but how else am I supposed to support my wife and kids?

by annerdasaurus November 23, 2015