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Tank Job

A restroom prank or act of revenge where one removes the lid of the toilet tank and defecates in the tank before replacing the lid. The next poor bastard that uses the toilet will be greeted by bits of your stool as the bowl refills.
My boss was such an asshole today I left him a tank job to deal with. Hope he has plenty of bleach!
by jdirtybird May 16, 2025
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tank diff

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by Psuedonym69 September 11, 2023
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gas tank for a sex machine

A cute/ sarcastic name for a guy's beer belly
Woman: I like your beer belly, let's go get a beer some time?
Man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; it's not a beer belly, it's my gas tank for a sex machine
Woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks, existed.
by Sexydimma September 17, 2016
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Schwanky Tank

The country version of Schwinkie Tink, only dressed like a cowboy and likes to reenact brokeback mtn.
I cant believe Jacob was such a Schwanky Tank today.
by Schwinkies man March 13, 2009
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Tank

Verb. To take a flying leap into waters of unknown depth, landing in a belly flop with your arms stretched wide, and legs together.
Tank: *Splash*
Tallan: "Dude you just totally invented Tanking!!"
by miniLeader August 8, 2011
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Fill Tank

When you are having raw sex with a broad and you proceed to pee while you are balls deep in her vagina.
Yo I might fill tank tonight at Bella’s dorm after slamming these beers.
by gamblerontilt August 28, 2022
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World of tanks blitz

A game where only the rich prosper even though its made in a Russian country which makes it capitalist
james: hey i think you should play world of tanks blitz
John:U wot m8???
by Panzer35t On Blitz October 5, 2020
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