A grumpy old man who smokes a heavy amount of cigarettes,and consumes an un healthy amount of alcohol.
by Mr cumaco November 07, 2019
by Idekbitch January 05, 2018
Person 1: yo mom lets buy some ground beef to make some rusty bitch
mom of person 2: I'm proud to call you my son
mom of person 2: I'm proud to call you my son
by pumpcunt October 14, 2017
by Clueless Voyer March 05, 2014
The sexual act of tongue punching a girls fart box while simultaneously fisting her fish taco. (Vagina)
by Your mate February 24, 2017
Similar to a Rusty Trumpet, but performed by a less skilled player. The act of blowing into a woman’s back door while reaching around and awkwardly fingering her lady bits.
Ethan thought himself a skilled virtuoso in the art of satisfying a woman, the Miles Davis of the Rusty Trumpet, but he was, alas, merely fumbling with a Rusty Ocarina.
by RobAnybody November 03, 2020
Happens when a male, typically middle-aged or older, remains impotent after taking Viagra or other erectile dysfunction medication.
Bob hoped to end a romantic evening with his wife with long, overdue intimacy, but Rusty Justice made it impossible for him to perform.
by GJK::OUIUHBH HJL November 17, 2016