Rusty Buffalo

Donut Operator thinks it is a thing and he was right.

"the ol rusty buffalo, sounds like something on the urban dictionary"

by jaquavywavy August 13, 2022

Rusty Sullivan

When you pop out of your lady's closet screaming, wearing nothing but a mask and some socks.

1. I pulled a Rusty Sullivan on my girlfriend last night. She really filled the scream tank!

2. I pulled a rusty Sullivan on my girlfriend last night. Too bad she was under the bed, waiting to give me a dirty Randall. I got very scared when it happened and let out a loud Wazowski.

by RustingShackleford September 26, 2018

rusty kettle

A euphemism for genitalia (more commonly of the female variety) originating from Salad Fingers #1. Specifically refers to genitalia any person wishes to caress.

I’d like you to caress my rusty kettle.
I’d like to caress your rusty kettle.

by Mabaluf May 2, 2022

Rusty Bagpipes

The act of having ones balls, stuffed into another’s asshole. While masturbatting and then having their ball shat back onto them at the moment of ejaculation.

I’m so fucked up, the only way I can an erection is to have rusty bagpipes.

by Brayden Swan “998” January 17, 2019

Rusty Gillespie

When a babe and/or (straight Ish/bi) bubba have their mouths on another man’s (usually a straight Alpha/Bull’s) natural, as-is (typically ripe, visibly dirty) tail pipe, as a service/respect, when the bull suddenly (purposefully or subconsciously) rips a massive (dry or wet) fart which is wholly forced into the butt lickers’ mouths or in their face. It’s disrespectful to try To avoid eating the farts , no matter how noxious or messy. It’s good To thank him.

It’s not unusual for a variety of reasons that a country boy learn early what a rusty Gillespie is and how powerfully the silent message of respect and/or submission is sent in this timeless right of passage taught usually by the boy’s father with the intention that the boy will service the father’s asshole with his smiling, eager to please mouth, and likely all the fathers friends if the boy shows a knack for this. My big strapping cornfed hard working burly pop who had this MASSIVE wide round hairy working man’s ASS. The level of stank and often the amount of tackiness from all that assjulce built up during his tough work sat and thick shit skits and dingle berries in dad’s butt hairs made training to be dads TP, buttsuck, and gas receptacle so challenging, nasty, AND rewarding. And the look of pride he had watching his best bud, a massive black meathead, squat daily on his young son’s flushed , confused, nauseated, scared face was lewd and encouraging, and demanding that giving that huge black stank tube a deep cleaning and that I ASK & beg for him to fart. I was a child prodigy BLACK rusty Gillespie player.

by Bull Ass Sniffer December 26, 2022

Rusty Release

When a man with a Rusty Eggplant cums, and the process of cumming hurts and barley can come out.

That old guy has one Rusty Release.

by MemeMaster64 October 5, 2018

rusty buttcan

The act of having a pack of cigarettes inserted into a rectum. The cigarettes are lit and are then extinguished using the anal muscles.

Hooker: For fifty bucks I'll give you a rusty buttcan.

by Stranger Donger February 1, 2017