mike hawk

mike hawk is a prank name used as a joke between people
but the joke is saying it fast and it sounds like my cock

an example

knock knock
whose there
mike
mike who
mike hawk

by cokehain June 16, 2023

Mike Howe

Tha shiit ...kiing. boss... Also see leader and big dick

Mike Howe is the big dick kiing

by Biig dee May 27, 2017

Glitch Mike

A version of Mike the Fox created by Glitch99 AKA SonicTale_21 on the indie site Gamejolt, and game creation site Scratch. Glitch Mike has many powers and is mainly spawned from either mike dying in some way, or the code around him or his own code gets corrupted. Powers include: Dragon Ball Type Moves, Flight, Extreme strength and speed, and Appearance manipulation (Can and cannot be controlled).

Glitch Mike is too powerful.

by JukoDuko June 18, 2021

mike snickerpippits

I dont know but he has my helmet

yo have u seen mike snickerpippits?
nah bro. but ive seen micael snikerpeepee

by crackheadMush August 5, 2023

mike the jew

this guy right here is sooooo jewish he goes to accounting class for 4 years AAAHHHUHHH!

Mike the jew is always counting numbers

by guy in a tree January 18, 2012

magic-miking

When u take off ur shirt and put on some tight pants (tie is optional) and lather urself in oil, then pose in front of ur girl (the mirror if ur lonely).

John: Hey babe wanna go magic-miking?
Ashley: Yes

by PLAyer.4nomyNOUS May 12, 2020

Mike Dyson

A gaffer who is known for his prowess at hoofing massive rails of cocaine and/or ketamine with hoover like suction

Fucking hell did you see the Dog at the Italo rave last night? He was rocking some proper Mike Dyson business

by Fun Fun 303 September 11, 2021