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Illusion Of Rich

When someone gets the illusion that they're rich, but their credit or debit card (or both) have very large amounts of debt. Usually the debts are worth THOUSANDS of dollars. Could also be referred to as "The Rich Illusion", or "Rich Dreams".
Waiter - Your total of the bill is thirty dollars.
Roommate 1 - Hey, let me pay the bill because I probably have more money than everyone combined in this restaurant.
Roommate 2 - *Sure you do*. You're experiencing the Illusion of Rich.
Roommate 1 - WHAT?!! I think I'm pretty rich, yeah.

Roommate 2 - Look at the balance I printed off your online banking this morning, you're in debt of over seven thousand dollars!! Your card will probably be declined!
Roommate 1 - Awwwww shit....
Roommate 2 - Exactly. Oh, here comes the waiter now. Let's see what he has to say about your credit card.

Waiter - Excuse me sir, but your card was declined. We tried using it 5 times. We called your bank and they said your not paying your bills and not paying your debt either. They've instructed us to cut your card. We'll employ you for two months in the kitchen here to see if you can pay off your debt and your bill. Have a nice day.

Roommate 1 - Oh crap, my boss is calling. I hope there's no more bad news.
Boss (Screaming) - MOTHERFUCKER!! Your low credit score some of our clients are talking about is losing us lots of potential clients!!! Your FIRRRRRRRRRED!!!!!
Roommate 1 - Okay , lets leave this restaurant now.
Roommate 2 - I think your boss is such an asshole for screaming his ass off like that!
by Wes the Human November 2, 2015
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45 Rich

A household name located near the College Avenue region of the Rutgers New Brunswick campus. Encompassing this household is 5 brilliant, handsome, and comedic individuals who take on the nickname of 45 Rich.
Person 1: Hey I heard 45 Rich is throwing tonight!

Person 2: No way! Let’s go to 45 Rich tonight!
by Machal September 2, 2022
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Isla Riches

Isla, an annoying girl full of energy. Usually a teenager with light hair, shes kinda okay. She is good at impressions and shit, a good friend.
by yeetapoowee June 16, 2018
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fake rich

You either admire/envy the style/look, or you enjoy posing like you do. Nothing like a Nepo Babys . You are fake rich
“She’s fake rich. All her gear is from Nordstrom Rack.”
by P.Aradoxx November 12, 2025
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dishwasher rich

When your just above middle class and you think your rich
Woo they must be dishwasher rich acting like that
by hotty girl June 13, 2017
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Rich Nigga

Instagram user @zaysimpalot
Damn you must be that rich nigga from Instagram (referring to @zaysimplot)
by iLikeTekashi69 July 18, 2021
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White People Rich

When you have big bucks; incredibly rich.
Person 1: Hey, why is Ferdinand Celebrityman adding spinning rims on his new jet ski?
Person 2: He’s been working to get rid of his excess money to seem more relatable to the people. He’s way too White People Rich.
by Be crime; do gay February 6, 2024
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