Grind Monkey

Has two meanings:
1. Someone with a low level desk-job who relentlessly works 9-5, similar to jobsworth
2. Someone who 'grinds' endlessly on World of Warcraft or any other MMO.

1. "Damn grind monkeys made a huge queue in the post office on their lunch break"

2. "He's playing again? Man he's such a grind moneky"

by Nihilelevant January 13, 2009

monkey noodles

Monkey noodles are... actually Idk what monkey noodles are... I'm just bored so hehe.

Yo what is monkey noodles

by Monkey_10101 October 28, 2020

boiler monkey

boiler monkey is a Boilermaker a Boilermaker is Anyone who works in the boiler construction or repair trade or A member of the International Brotherhood of Boilermakers, Iron Ship Builders, Blacksmiths, Forgers and Helpers

boiler monkey, boilermaker

by misfit138 June 12, 2009

Infernal Monkey

Someone who doesn't seem to make sense. Or breakfast.

What the hell are you going on about? And why is the toaster on fire? You're such an Infernal Monkey.

by Someone over there November 19, 2003

Space monkey

Consider the first monkeys shot into space. Without pain, without sacrifice, we are nothing.

You look like a monkey ready to be shot into space

by The G November 28, 2003

Hairy monkey

weed, grass, marijuana

smoking the hairy monkey

by Del83 June 16, 2009

Ice Monkey

When two gay guys are in the shower the one on the outside (away from the water) is the ice monkey.

The male's actual penis might also be referred to as the ice monkey.

If there are 3 male's in the shower , there is more then likely 2 ice monkeys. Gay males should use a hot tub to avoid getting ice monkied

The two gay males did not share the hot water equally and poor Bruce became an ice monkey.
Bruce's penis was out of the heat too long and shrunk down to a rather embarrassing ice monkey .

by UrbanKnowsAll111 June 21, 2010