Taking a shit

The male version of giving birth.

I'm taking a shit right now.

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh April 1, 2024

Taking the piss

It can just mean making fun of someone or something, but it can also mean taking liberties, like hogging all of something meant to be a shared resource for yourself.

That's the 35th time you've been back to the all-you-can-eat buffet table and filled three plates, Dave. You are taking the piss now.

by fiachdubh April 3, 2024

taking the piss

It can just mean making fun of someone or something; it can mean blatantly flouting what one knows to be a rule or normally acceptable behaviour, just because one can get away with it; it can mean selfishly taking advantage of someone, or of a situation, or taking a liberty, especially one involving hogging all of what is understood to be a shared resource for oneself.

That's the eighth time you've been back to that all-you-can-eat buffet table and filled three plates, Dave. You're taking the piss now.

by fiachdubh April 4, 2024

Takif

he is a very emotional.man is good at studies,

Try to be like takif

by Baki Hanma 2021 April 7, 2024

taking the w

Getting out of the situation you are in.

Dude 1: Did you know that snakes and lizards-
Dude: He's taking the w that's what it is.

by HouseOnFire220 April 14, 2024

Taking a Gilbert

When your friend states they will be somewhere by a certain time, then falls asleep for hours instead.

Aw man, I invited Jeff to play Call of Duty, I guess he decided he was taking a Gilbert instead.

Was going to to go out tonight, ended up taking a Gilbert instead.

by SlicktheWild July 3, 2024

Taking a Fluffy

a phrase named after a former eNASCAR Heat Pro League Series Driver, this means when you absolutely destroy a toilet by taking a huge shit; usually when you're gone in the bathroom for at least 15 minutes or longer.

Kyle: "Hey, bro where have you been at?"
Dale: "Sorry man. Just got done Taking a Fluffy."

by RDL24 July 9, 2024