tailgate mate

The complete stranger you meet on the expressway that you follow for long distances at the same speed. Useful as a deterrent for police officers or even as an auxiliary form of cruise control. Although the two of you have never met, a special bond is formed which heightens as the distance you travel together increases.

I'm glad I found that tailgate mate on my way to college. If it wasn't for him I would have never slowed down in time for the fuzz.

by koruptwon February 4, 2010

tailored trash

White collar workers with many of the same characteristics of trailer trash, but which take it to a higher level of cultural depravity. Developers who demand perverse subsidies for creating urban sprawl, too big to fail and jail bankers who demand bonuses when they take down whole economies, flamboyant and racist professional sports team owners who feels entitled to publically funded grandiose stadiums.

The tailored trash claimed to be self made millionaire, but instead was on public welfare in the form perverse public subsidies, and entitlements to public infrastructure for developments that consumed nature and spit out urban sprawl.

by mlhiss September 30, 2014

Tailosive

The best Youtube-Network existing, with: Tailosive Talks, Tailosive Movie reviews, Tailosive Music, Tailosive, Tailosive Productions, Tailosive Gaming and Tailosive Tech, THE BEST TECH CHANNEL WITH THE HOLY APPLE SHEEP!

Tailosive is great!

by Kjmpe September 2, 2017

Ring Tailed Bandit

A slang term for raccoon. The animal that is. Rather cute and crafty. Sucks about the rabies though.

Damn ring tailed bandit stole the beer right out of the cooler! How the hell did he open the cooler? How the hell is he gonna open the beer!?!?!?

by Wolf89 March 17, 2008

early tails

cocktails before happy hour--usually before 4 p.m. in most localities

I'm on vacation--its early tails every day for the next two weeks.

by Dr. Foo July 7, 2008

Mississippi tailgate

also know as the mullet, Kentucky waterfall, and Mississippi mud flap

Yo bubba when you gon cut that Mississippi tailgate

by JONTX April 4, 2010

Shiv Tailor

Is Anybody that Is a Straight boss. You have to be under 5k in s&d to do this and NGAF.

Dude thats a Shiv Tailor right there.
Hey that guy is so awesome he is a Shiv Tailor.

by Hoss boy March 25, 2013