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Ass Cheese Surprise

When you stick your hands down your pants to access the ass cheese situation and then smell your fingers expecting the worst and it's actually kind of nice.
He dipped his hand down his crack and got an ass cheese surprise.
by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022
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White snot surprise

A "white snot surprise" is when a person is giving you head, and you cum so hard that it goes out of their nose.
Dude, I gave Paris a white snot surprise last night!
by Sleepy_Joe September 1, 2009
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Cthulhu's Sticky Surprise

When a person fills their anal cavity with lube, corn syrup, and black dye, and surprises someone with it. Usually a significant other during sex.
Jimmy was shocked when he saw Susan gave him Cthulhu's Sticky Surprise after only the second date.
by Cthulhureceiver November 29, 2019
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Bomb Pop Surprise

When a man goes down on a woman while working an ice cold bomb pop in and out of her pussy until it melts completely. He then licks her clean.
My boyfriend came over last night and gave me my first bomb pop surprise out by the pool.... it was so rad!
by Sex Lab September 11, 2019
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ricky dicky surprise

The sexual art of eating a girl out and it not being flavorful enough. You proceed to put a lip in and use her vagina as a spitter. Once you've finished your dip you place the entire pinch in her vagina and give it two pumps to make sure it's all the way in. She then to top it all off queefs the dip onto your chest.
The Ricky dicky surprise last night tore her pussy up but was so worth it.
by Haharickydick7 January 8, 2017
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front fart surprise

I guess I hit the right spot, because it was a front fart surprise.
by Rawnuts69 July 27, 2023
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high rise surprise

Farting in an elevator before sending it on to the next floor, resulting in a nasty surprise for the next rider.
Ken moved out of his downtown apartment after the girls on the 13th floor left him a high rise surprise on Saturday night.
by The mad shatter November 29, 2017
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