Jack And Jill Story

Two Fuckers That Went Up A Hill To 'Play'
Jack And Jill Went Up A Hill To Smoke Some Marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and then beat her to death with it and pushed her down the well.
And that was the Jack And Jill Story
by TheMinionRaider December 15, 2019
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Storying

"STORYING":

1. Offering canoe,
2. Sitting in canoe,
3. Going around in circles, in canoe.
Are you STORYING me, where getting nowhere in this storytelling of lies....
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Storying

Uploading a story on social media websites with the Story feature.
Your face looks funny, I am storying this picture.

This picture is cute, definitely storying it v
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Shea story

An extended story that goes into every unnecessary detail and goes off topic then back on.
Sorry I was in the phone so long, I was listening to a Shea story
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Sex story

Sex story
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Sex story

I crawled onto the bed, my cock quivering with excitement. She started swaying as we kissed. I loosened the straps of her bra, ready to release under the weight of her perfect breasts. I pulled it off, and rubbed her nipples between my fingers, my palms contouring the shape of her tits. My cock was aching, so ready to release. I sped up, licking her boobs with grace while sucking, as she allowed a small moan to escape her lips. I reached down in her thong, toying with the curly hairs sitting above her pussy. I ripped off my boxers, pinned her down, and with her panties laying on her knees, I ripped her open, jabbing my cock in, making wet noises, as I pulled out and jabbed back in. She told me to keep it in, I pulled just enough so my tip was left in. I swung her legs over my shoulders, and as I pulled out, I felt it. She came over my cock, a warm sticky feeling. A devious feeling came over me, and I Shoved my cock in her mouth, she was worried, my penis so large between her tongue, but she sucked and sucked. Her lips held on to my cock tight as I swayed into her, on my knees as I grunted with pleasure. She was mad now, telling me it was her turn. She pushed me down, and I was warm and ready as I jerked at my penis while waiting. She rode my cock so hard I squirted the biggest cumshot in her, making her bounce a little and moan with accidental pleasure. I told her to come up on my face. I ate her out, and with every lick she moaned.
Sex story: horny horny horny
by spec22 February 25, 2025
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Sex Story

You: I don't have a sex story bc I'm a version
Me: Damn Dude, IMAGINE
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