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the united states

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a country where people eat a lot, shoot a lot, screw a lot, and scream a lot. National animal is bald eagle because most of the politicians are bald and if we were eagles, we could fly somewhere without being stripped down at the airport.
The United States thinks it's the world's only superpower, except they owe all their money to China.
by stophurtingme May 14, 2014
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United States of Amnesia

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1). A term used to describe Americas uncanny ability to forget things that happened in the near past. Americans are known to make enemies of countries and people who were allies yesterday because "we" quickly forget.
The United States of Amnesia forgot that WE supplied Saddam Hussein with most of his weapons...we called him part of the Axis of Evil and tried to kill him for possibly using them...on US.

As they say, yesterdays friend is tomorrows enemy.
by urbanr0cker May 13, 2008
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originally coined by the movie "Horrible Bosses" by Jason Sudeikis' character, Kurt, defined as having sexual intercourse doggy style on a road map of the United States. (including Alaska and Hawaii)
Yo dude, his wife is so hot. I'd love to bend her over a barrel and show her the fifty states
by onetimething July 18, 2011
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pimp statis

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One who has much "pimp status". One who excels at many things, such as pimping, ballin', or just being the shit.
Damn, did you see Shawn at the club last night?! That kid has pimp statis.
by Shawn April 12, 2004
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shatus update

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Oh man, this could take a while, I might as well make a shatus update.
by spumoni April 22, 2010
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Tap it for stats

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some hoe that you would root just for the sake of getting a root. ie pretty average but rootable.
Q. What do you think of that broad bro?
A. Yeah i'd tap it for stats
by unwritten law March 19, 2004
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skatus

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The current status of your theoretical 'crapping graph.' Used t o tell where the person on the toilet is, such as, nearly done, wiping, ect.
Hey man, you've been in that toilet for an hour. What's your skatus?
by Jeremy Sprader May 13, 2008
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