a country where people eat a lot, shoot a lot, screw a lot, and scream a lot. National animal is bald eagle because most of the politicians are bald and if we were eagles, we could fly somewhere without being stripped down at the airport.
The United States thinks it's the world's only superpower, except they owe all their money to China.
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The United States of Amnesia forgot that WE supplied Saddam Hussein with most of his weapons...we called him part of the Axis of Evil and tried to kill him for possibly using them...on US.
As they say, yesterdays friend is tomorrows enemy.
As they say, yesterdays friend is tomorrows enemy.
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originally coined by the movie "Horrible Bosses" by Jason Sudeikis' character, Kurt, defined as having sexual intercourse doggy style on a road map of the United States. (including Alaska and Hawaii)
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Get the Tap it for stats mug.The current status of your theoretical 'crapping graph.' Used t o tell where the person on the toilet is, such as, nearly done, wiping, ect.
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