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Super straight

That super straight person is always covered in shit
by Blue haired goblin 653 March 8, 2021
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Straight Pride Month

The month when heterosexuality is celebrated. Straight Pride Month is every month, but especially March. Straight Pride parades can be anywhere. Most people that are against this kind of pride are against normalcy. There are also people that are tolerant of both heterosexuality and other sexual orientations.
My friends are planning on celebrating Straight Pride Month.
by ineedaspicegirl January 22, 2021
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straight edge

*Out from a hardcore song

Someone who chose to live a poison free life. Straight edgers don't drink, smoke or do drugs and are against casual sex. When you join straight edge, you got to know your not priving yourself! You're just living the way you think is right.

Fuck fake asses who tarnish Straight Edge by saying "I can't do drugs"

A real straight edge should say "I don't want to do drugs"
1) Straight edge: my commitment against societies poisons.

2) SXE, XXX

3)DRUG FREE WORLD!
by w12 yall January 8, 2004
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straight man

tha man that is not a gay.
he's not a gay but a straight man.
by swordwind January 2, 2009
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straight dude sex

Any act resulting in orgasm between two straight men but involving no kissing, cuddling, or touching of balls.
"Hey Tad, Suzy blew me off again. Wanna come over for some straight dude sex?"
by Bubbrubb July 26, 2008
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Super Straight

A word used to describe people who would not date a trans man or women strictly because they are not "pure man/woman". People who use this word are typically assholes who think they're funny. Your not funny Caleb, your just transphobic. This word is transphobic because your saying a cis person is more of a man/woman than a trans person.
"I'm super straight"

"No, your transphobic shut the fuck up"
by Bitch Chicken March 7, 2021
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Super Straight Phobic

The hatred of the anti-trans "super straight" people. SS people are just straight people but with an outlined dislike of trans people.

Basically the only acceptable phobia when it comes to sexuality.
(Why?) Because super-straight is made up, and a joke anyways despite some radical right wings making it a serious way to be transphobic.
(semi-joking)
super-straight: My sexuality is pornhub!! Ah hah! I dislike trans people, too. I'd never date them.
Super straight phobic person: Wow that's virgin behavior, learn to accept others. You don't gotta fvck them if you don't want to, so why be so mad?

super-straight: I'm just trying to compensate for my non existent sex life and use meme humor to disguise my gross opinions
SSphobic person: Well, I was bisexual but if you're super straight, then I'm super bisexual now. I'd never date a super straight person. Theyre gross and immature. I'll only date bisexuals from here on out.
ss(showing their true colors): Good! breed 'em out! we dont want 'em, so you take 'em all! yeeeeeehawww!! *spits dip on floor* anyway, off to fyck my cousin! (over-exaggeration, obviously. This is only for the ones who take this dumb sht seriously)
by ANormalHumanWhoIsntStupid March 11, 2021
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