...I did something

The noise you hear before your friend is about to tell you that they zip tied their two big toes together.

Phone rings:
Friend 1: Hey what's up, you never call me?

Friend 2: ...I did something

Friend 1: Damn it, not again. Are you at least near scissors this time?

Friend 2: well um... funny story, I was going on a hike in the woods and I found a zip tie in my bag...

Friend 1: so what you're saying is you're in the middle of the woods alone with your big toes zip tied together?

Friend 2: Uhm... yeah pretty much...

Friend 1: (bursts out laughing) Well have fun with that, this is gonna be a fun story to tell my parents (hangs up)

Friend 2: Wait what do you mean tell your parents? Hello? Don't leave me here.

by IDK1234583 July 9, 2024

i have something to tell you

i’m gonna say something urban dictionary doesn’t like……

i will not buy the skibidi toilet mug.

person: i have something to tell you…. i’m not gonna buy the skibidi toilet mug
person 2: yea me neither lol

by pptepengy August 15, 2024

i have something to say

When you see someone so sexy, but they’re so close to you that you have to be discreet.

*with friend at lunch and you see a sexy daddy munch man* “I have something to say”

by ILSDMUNCHING May 31, 2024

There’s something of the Jo Oakley about you.

You’re stupid or thick.

Are you daft? I think there’s something of the Jo Oakley about you.

by Giant Oscar January 15, 2025

Pansexual (or sometimes Polyamorous)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Pansexual (or sometimes Polyamorous)

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

The humanzee (sometimes chuman, manpanzee or chumanzee) is a hypothetical hybrid of chimpanzee and human, thus a form of human–animal hybrid: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...{Homo-Juliensis}.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The humanzee (sometimes chuman, manpanzee or chumanzee) is a hypothetical hybrid of chimpanzee and human, thus a form of human–animal hybrid: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...{Homo-Juliensis}.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 1, 2025

Ref do something

When a nigga who chopped, gets with a girl out of his league. Also, applies to girls. It’s an act deemed impossible, and unfair.

John: «Did, you hear that Paul got a new girlfriend? »
Jayden : How bro, Dis nigga so chopped 💔
Ayden : « ref do something! »

by Acrobateea April 24, 2025