bum snake

A phase of many uses, but usually means something along the lines of a turd.

Tommy, you bum snake!

or

Ooooh there's a bum snake wriggling it's way out! Better make a trip to the bog!

by YOU ARE! March 6, 2007

Snot snake

The male penis

She likes petting my snot snake

by Thor 9/11 June 12, 2016

Snake's Nest

A penis and testicles also known as a package.

My scout leader vigorously slid his snake's nest up and down my tent window.

by Poodlequeef June 21, 2017

Snake Charmer

When a woman poops while having sex in the doggy style position. The turd slithers out like a snake being charmed by magical music.

Robert is one of the best snake charmers in the land. He had Bridget’s brown snake standing at attention in no time.

by Panda Bear 43 January 2, 2021

Chasing the Snake

A Polish saying which explains why you walk twice as much going the same distance back from the bar than to the bar.

The staggering S pattern across the street is akin to chasing a snake, which slithers left and right.

"Woytek took 45 minutes coming home yesterday."
"What? But he lives down the road!"
"Yes, but he was chasing the snake."

by Dutchtica July 2, 2015

Feed the Snakes

An analogy for feeding an addiction, namely cigarettes.

"Hey Emily, can you watch the kids? I desperately need to feed the snakes."
"No problem, just don't take too long."

by CrunchyZombies October 9, 2019

what a snake

suck my ass
suck my cock
pela me la verga

aye!! you know what you should do?? you should what a snake!!

by blur trikzz September 7, 2016