smoke the chair

The act of someone getting mad and throwing his chair into a campfire he may be sitting by.

I'm pretty freakin' mad at you, so I'll smoke the chair.

by Seshie February 19, 2009

smokeholic

being addicted to cigarettes

that dude is an smokeholic

by Danny70301 March 16, 2009

Smokers Thumbs Up

A "smokers thumbs up" has the same meaning as the regular "thumbs up" but involves a nice twist. Instead of an erect thumb and clenched fist, the smokers way is either: act as if your holding a pipe with a finger over the carborator or rush, but all without the pipe, or act as if holding a lighter, just with out the lighter.

"Dude are your parents asleep yet?"
*Smokers Thumbs Up*
"Aright thanks"
*Ignites Lighter*

by mannyman24 August 4, 2009

Smoke the man pipe

To give a blow job.

Ant: hey lads what you up to tonight. Mike: probably go to pub and watch the match Kris: I am going pub and watching the match. Dean: I am going to smoke the man pipe!

by Quagmike September 16, 2009

smoke a weiner

another meaning for blow job

Hartman Hughes: "Yeah, she is going to smoke a weiner tonight."
Charles: "Dawg, how'd you do dat sheit you mudafocka??"
Ralph Lauren: "We have a sale."

by muffintop169 March 11, 2011

Smokeeing

The act of smoking and peeing simultaneously.

Usually done when one is in desperate need of a smoke but has to hide it.

I was smokeeing in the bathroom yesterday because my parents were home.

by Adelliepenguin July 3, 2014

Smoked a Clinton

Smoked a cigar after it was soaked inside a pussy.

I prefer Cohibas, but I've smoked a Clinton.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016