Similar to smash or pass where but instead of judging the sexiness of someone it's opinioning the amount of respect you'd give to that person where "Simp" stands for I'll treat that person like a queen/king (cuz yeah any act of kindness towards the opposite sex especially for females it's considered Simping nowadays) and " Pimp" stands for I have no respect for that person in fact I'll even pimp her/him if I could.
1: What about Tatiana, simp or pimp?
2: Totally simp for her, I know what kind of person she is and she deserves the best .
2: Totally simp for her, I know what kind of person she is and she deserves the best .
by milked.cookie December 01, 2020
Guy 1: Yo! Did you see that simp the chimp sift that homeless niggas lard!
Guy 2: This nigga so fat though
Guy 1: HE JUST STOLE CAKE FROM A WAR VETERANS 100th BIRTHDAY!
Guy 2: Oof
Guy 2: This nigga so fat though
Guy 1: HE JUST STOLE CAKE FROM A WAR VETERANS 100th BIRTHDAY!
Guy 2: Oof
by Enormous stickle pickle December 17, 2018
-dude I went on a date with Audrey last night
- Bro are you kidding me?! It’s No Simp September you have violated the boy’s laws 😤
- Bro are you kidding me?! It’s No Simp September you have violated the boy’s laws 😤
by 69vmoore May 06, 2020
Someone who is the ultimate of all simps.
The word is a take on the popular Nelly song, "Pimp Juice"
See simp
The word is a take on the popular Nelly song, "Pimp Juice"
See simp
by Bloody Guts August 20, 2004
by The teehee dictionary October 02, 2020
A simp above all simps, a simp to many women, one who puts all the hoes before all the bros, hated by males, loved by women. An idiot.
Person 1: fine, my crush is Tina.
Person 2: lmao, that giga simp Oscar already has her heart, good luck.
Person 2: lmao, that giga simp Oscar already has her heart, good luck.
by ///Protest\\\ March 13, 2020
This includes not talking to a female. If you are caught you will get told what to text her or snap her. In exchanging this the boys can’t roast you or josh you.
Luke: Even thought its No simping Saturdays but can I have a pass
(No Simping Saturday’s) No
The boys: Fuck no bro. Who the hell do you think you are. Females aren’t it on Saturday’s. The audacity to ask for our approval on Saturday
(No Simping Saturday’s) No
The boys: Fuck no bro. Who the hell do you think you are. Females aren’t it on Saturday’s. The audacity to ask for our approval on Saturday
by Lil Bit6969 April 16, 2020