Back On My G-Eazy Shit

After a Break-Up, You boost your confidence ten fold by Taking on the persona of Oakland-based rapper G-Eazy.

I broke up with Tiffany, I’m back on my G-Eazy shit.

by BigWaterJug December 28, 2018

shit-ton

Widely adaptable large unit of measure. Generally speaking, take an amount of something that an average person may have and add a shitload more to it. This results in a shit-ton.

Kilby has a shit-ton of old NES games.

by WallyFro March 10, 2003

Shit Tard

A person who is just plain out a fucking retard, who also probably eats shit for lunch. . .

Jacob: Dude Tyler you want to go eat shit for lunch today?

Tyler: Your such a shit tard.

by Douglas S November 23, 2006

Shit hit the fan

Basically, this is when emotions break loose and people get hurt. A literal meaning would be that shit gets on everybody due to the intrinsic nature of the fan.

"I found out my brother was sleeping with my wife, and that's when shit hit the fan."

by Define Please June 14, 2016

Shit Kettle

The art of taking a dump in a kettle at a party. Usually for somebody you really don't like, a modification of Salt Kettle

"Dude this party sucks, lets go"
"Yeah, right after I leave a shit kettle for them"

by imdx80 October 30, 2006

shit and piss factory

Usually a reference to a person or animal that is totally worthless. The phrase exhibits all the thing does is shit and piss.

Tommy lost another fucking job last week. That guy is a shit and piss factory.

by Jacklemen Hearse October 20, 2008

Shit Towels

A bag of soiled and used towels stored at the front entrance of buildings.

Yo man, why you have to elbow drop me on the shit towels, now i gotta clean my ass up!

by The Lift March 8, 2009