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Frumpy Salad 

1) A salad that is unpleasant looking in appearance and lacks taste. The lettuce leafs are wilted like an old womans breasts and resemble more of a brown color than green. The leafs are soggy and are hard to chew. Not fresh and crisp. The toppings normally are not fresh either and lacking in taste. The tomatoes are normally soft and squishy and the croutons are hard as rocks. The dressing normally is extra runny with no flavor.

2) Used to describe a salad from a restaurant Amanda chose for us to eat at in OCEAN CITY MARYLAND.
Hey Amanda, I sure hope the crab cakes are going to taste better than this "FRUMPY SALAD" they just served us.
Frumpy Salad by CITYBOY MADMAX July 23, 2017
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brown salad 

Variation of tossing a salad. Except the asshole is covered in shit while one sexual partner eats around it.
Damn baby, your brown salad tastes like that waitress Sean’s mouth from DinerTime
brown salad by bussboii November 22, 2017

Silly salad 

A trash ass fortnight player who steals chargers for fun.
Did you see Dylan last night, he was such a silly salad
Silly salad by Nickthestick200 March 5, 2018

Caesar salad 

Like Tossing a salad but you add your own "meat"
Me and Devon gave Jessica a Caesar salad Devon provided the meat while I tossed the salad
Caesar salad by InfernaI November 13, 2018

Tossed Salad With Ranch 

When you cum in a girl’s asshole and either you or someone else eats it out.
Aunt Myrtle gave Uncle Jeff a tossed salad with ranch and now his breath smells like truffle butter

Swamp Salad 

When you eat somebody's ass after a hot and sweaty day
After a long and sweaty day, I love nothing more than to receive a swamp salad.
Swamp Salad by Dusk32 March 12, 2019

hooker salad 

1. When you're a sex worker but you lookin' like a healthy snack.
Your boy's about to have himself a hooker salad.

Damn, she's got white teeth. And she's fit as hell. Where'd you find this fine hooker salad? Trader Hoes?
hooker salad by flibbetyflop May 31, 2019