Rachel-logic

Process of feminine reasoning as defined by <Rachel-1979> which provides a generalized form of feminine reasoning which is simultaneously unattainable and incontrovertible through traditional male reasoning.

Rachel: "That went down like a damp squid"
Male: "I think you mean 'That went down like a damp Squib'".
Rachel: "No, it's definitely damp squid"
Male: "No darling, it's damp squib, from the explosive squib which fails when wet".
Rachel: "No, it's a damp squid. Squids live under water so they are quite damp".
Male: "Sweetheart I think you're using Rachel-logic. I think you're having a 'blonde' moment".

Also see: "Women are more intelligent than men": I mean, no wonder they think so if they come up with conclusions like this and believe them!

by Jonny Random May 14, 2011

Rachel

Shitcunt

Wow that Rachel is a shitcunt

by Jessthegreat May 20, 2016

Rachel

A twat waffle with a side of cunt salad.

I'm in the mood for some Rachel, but it always leaves a NASTY taste in mouth.

by Domin8rixx February 6, 2015

rachel

she love boys called brad, who often says she has motivation and she wants to prove she can do something, nobody knows what it is but this was written in tai ancient artifacts. she has brown hair and is a keen historian

"omg that brad guy is so hot"

"just wait for a rachel, she will call dibs on him"

by doggydog93 November 9, 2011

Rachel

(N.) A Ratchet Ass Old Hoe, Whos Cuntswaylow & Has Huge Titties that she never knows when to put them away. Usually from the one goes in me, two come outta me tribe. Could be seen at Pride with no top, eating cheeseburger slammers from the "Me So Hungry" wagon, taking photos with MORE TOE & a FourLoKo in hand. Rachel's can also be seen at wild & crazy after hour bon fire parties with grand pa pas, and pushing friends in wheelbarrows. If you attempt to approach a Rachel at a bar, be aware of her ginormous knockers, they could just knock you the fuck out!!!! Although Rachel seems a little rough around the edges, she's actually good hearted and down to earth. And would most likely give you the shirt off her back.

1. "Man, How'd you get that shiner?" "Oh, her names Rachel."

2. "Hey what about Rachel last night?!?!?!" "I know, Wasn't she a pal!!!!"

3. "Excuse me, ma'am? You're in a public place, Can you put those away?" "Don't you know who I am, I'm Rachel!!!"

4. Dang, I wish I was friends with Rachel, she looks like a lot of fun!!!!!

5. "Hey nice shirt!!" "I know, Rachel gave it to me" "Well what's she wearing" "Your lookin at em!!!"

Ratchet old hoe tatas Ginormous cheeseburger wheelbarrow bar Beware

by TRUE FRIENDS September 21, 2013

Rochelle

Rochelle is a alway the tag along she never fits in and is not really loved. she takes advantage of people and friendships. she can never make decisions on her own she always need peoples approval everything she does is to impress people but not for her own happiness. she is not trust worthy as soon as she gains your trust she will be delighted to brake it. Likes having things in common such as who you like, as she will be delighted to steal him from you and pretend he is in love with her even though he hates her.

person 1: hey ronald asked me out yesterday don't tell anyone

rochelle: its safe with me

day later
Rochelle: i also like ronald and i told him that you didn't want to tell anybody so he's upset and doesn't want to go out with you.. Lol i guess he's all mine

by anonymousmessenger March 28, 2015

rachel rae

A loud-mouthed chubby fatkins with horrible catch phrases that make her seem like the biggest dweeb on Food Network.

I bet Rachel Rae can fit my sac and shaft in her mouth at the same time!

by Nicholas T. December 14, 2008