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Puppy Fail

An unsuccessful attempt by your dog to perform a common activity such as jumping onto the couch, bed, chair, etc., as a result of misjudging the distance of the jump and effort necessary to complete it. More common among smaller dogs. A true puppy fail may appear as if Mutombo was defending the object upon which your pup was trying to land.
Dexter totally just puppy failed trying to jump onto the recliner with me.
by Caffeine fiend January 16, 2020
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Skinning the puppy

The act of male masturbation without the use of lubricant, causing abrasions on the skin of the penis. The term is also a reference to the name and the abrasive sound of the Canadian electro-industrial band Skinny Puppy.
A: Why are you walking like that?
B: Dude, I was totally skinning the puppy last night. I knew I was out of lotion but I couldn't help myself!

Who up skinning they puppy rn
by bbm56 July 25, 2024
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tough puppy

A British slang term signifying hard luck or misfortune. Usually used humorously; also used to needle.
I say! My daughter Estella has run off with a blacksmith's boy!

Well, tough puppy, Miss Havisham.
by benbisley June 27, 2008
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Puppy Kicker

Noun: Used primarily in vehicular PvP games such as World of Tanks and War Thunder to describe a weapon system (aircraft, tank, ship ect.) That, when in experienced hands, are wildly effective against new players.

Adjective: "puppy kicking" similar to the term "seal clubbing", is the act of experienced players returning to a lower level/tier to compete with new and unskilled players, usually resulting in extremely disproportionate success for the more experienced player. This strategy is normally frowned upon due to its demotivating nature for new players and *usually* diminished benefits to players at high levels. Although this is not always the case. Certain situations may warrant it.
"The P-36C in War Thunder is a bit of a Puppy Kicker"

"Let's go puppy kicking in the tutorial area"
by Grizzly220 September 5, 2023
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Snow puppy

A white man who is attracted to black women. This is a spin off of the more popular term “snow bunny,” coined by Dr. Umar.
Connor is going out with Shauntelle, he’s really a snow puppy.
by LPtoine1010 May 9, 2024
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Sack of Dead Puppies

A term used to define the way the Mercades Benz SLS handles: Dead, limp, and floppy.
DIZZAM!!!! That Mercades Benz SLS handles like a sack of dead puppies.
by MrWang45 April 11, 2011
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Playing with his Puppy

Puppy, also known as a penis.

Can be used with words: your, my, his, her, their.
Dad where is Timmy?

I don’t know probably upstairs playing with his puppy.
by ThePuppyBeatingMachine May 4, 2022
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