Goofy Donut Puppy

A round, chubby puppy holding a donut. The reason why it’s goofy is because it’s sticking its cute, little tongue out all the time. You can use this puppy to cuddle with. You can also tell it all you’re stories and secrets because it will never tell. This puppy also loves music so you can sing to it to make you and the puppy feel better. Get yourself a goofy donut puppy and your life will change in the best way possible!

“I love my goofy donut puppy so much!”
“Such a fluffy pup!”

by jordansmymans March 2, 2019

Puppy Love

Basic and or limited skills one brings to their bedroom sex game. The inability to adequately satisfy your partner sexually in the bedroom. Only performing one basic sex position in the bedroom. While refusing to expand their sexual repertoire believing their sex game is tight as it is.

Danielle: You remember the lecture on puppy love in our human sexuality class.
Kandiss: Yes, and during the lecture I could do is think about my ex and feel sorry for his next.

by Starving Artist May 31, 2025

puppying about

Exploring something new and/or exciting instead of focusing on the task that the object of attention was supposed to be used for or following instructions provided on how to use it.

You have to repeat your instructions several times before she stops puppying about and gets back on task.

One of the reports I found while just puppying about earlier turned out to be useful!

by minagica January 9, 2019

puppy sweep

When you hook up with someone much younger than you for the plot.

Hey, did you hear about Kim’s puppy sweep last weekend?

by jamarcus522 January 23, 2024

chest puppie

your dog when they jump on your cheast

my dog is a major chest puppie

by someone else thats not u March 23, 2021

Puppies

The cutest living animal in the world

A baby dog

Omg I want all of these cute little puppies!

by ifaduckishappyitisnotsad May 25, 2021

Puppy Flapjack

A sexual position used by cross country/track runners where a guy give a girl a cream pie while in doggy-style and the girl uses the male's ball-sack to "sponge" up the sperm, she then proceeds to eat the ball-sack like a flapjack.

Guy- "C'mon baby let me cum in you."
Girl- "Ok, but let me puppy flapjack you."

by King's Fork Honey Badger August 14, 2012