Phoneaphile

1)Someone Above 18 years old who goes into the local phone chatlines to pick up on unsuspecting teens, in an attempt to have phone sex

2) someone who constantly asks to use your phone

Me: this dude is raw, he's tryin to pick up on bitches using the chatlines.. and he know damn well the girls are all underage...

them: well you know, dude is just a regular ass phoneaphile

by Happy Locc April 20, 2011

phone plant

The act of your phone taking a direct hit to the ground.

My droid took a massive phone plant today after I left it on the roof of my car and drove away.

by needsa newphone July 27, 2011

phone-coma

When someone is focused only on their phone and nothing else.

Completely ignorant to the outside world.

Usually this person is standing or walking slow as balls
with their eyes glued to their phone.

I told Brad the story about my ex, but he was in a phone-coma he didn't hear anything I said.

Bro, that guy almost got hit by a car and he didn't even notice!

I know bro, he's in a phone-coma.

by IsaiahtheBatman (ABH) October 10, 2011

phonefuckery

When your phone randomly and spontaneously loses signal repeatedly though not constantly in an area you know for a fact has ample coverage.

Sorry we got cut off, this area is complete phonefuckery.

The area around Forest Lawn and WB is total phonefuckery.

by KT Writer September 4, 2013

Phonat

one of the weirdest, freshest and all around amazing electronic music artists from the past decade.

Duder 1: hey, have you ever listened to Phonat?
Duder 2: Who the hell is that?

by SpaghettiLord January 7, 2012

Phone Peeler

She's the woman who you are with and she likes to peel through your phone.

She's a Phone Peeler, AAAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

by onryou74 August 1, 2012

Phone paranoia

When sitting anywhere but a car especially with your cellphone on silent. Every slight bump and jolt seems like it is vibrating. This is especially traumatic when you actually are waiting for some important call.

Dude 1: What the hell is that guy doing?
Dude 2: The one with torn clothes and wild eyes?
Dude 1: Yeah, he's pulling his cell from his pocket every twenty seconds.
Dude 2: Oh, that's just phone paranoia.

by TheManicChipmunk August 11, 2012