Periodated

When you're on your period and irritated

I'm gonna eat the whole cake because I don't have a knife and I'm periodated af

by Lamiaceae September 1, 2023

Periodic Table

The Debug Menu of the thing that created us, scientists, biologists, geologists, etc just call it the “Periodic Table” Little do the scientists know, this is just how god does it, he uses The Periodic Table like a creative mode menu.

Science Teacher: If you look at the Periodic Table you will see that Mercury is right here.

by eerie5 September 29, 2023

Period

When a females uterus cleans it self and sheds blood,usually 1 time a month, for a week.

I sat in my chair, and felt an odd sensation come out off my vagina. I went into the bathroom. I pulled down my pants and panties, and my underwear was dyed red with blood.

"Mom?" I said. " I'm bleeding in my vagina."

"OH. You got your period. Your body is getting ready to have a baby some day. Do you want to use pads or tampons?"

by That one kid ._. October 5, 2023

Period

Uterus wants a baby. But person don't want the baby. So uterus make's person's life a living hell. Literal war flashbacks for anyone that experiences this.

Shit I just got my period

by ssplashingttwo April 4, 2024

Your done period

When a GIRL gets mad at you she says "YOUR DONE PERIOD"only when she is really nagged

Boy-1 That bitch told "Your done period"
Boy-2 HAHAHHAHA
Girl Come here :)
Boy-1 I NEEDA LEAVE

by hehapepa April 29, 2024

Period 1

the most absolutely sucky period in the entire school day

Person 1: Why r u so sad?
Person 2: I had to go to period 1

by Sagee <33 February 10, 2024

Period

The uterus shedding layers which feels like being stabbed by a knife in your lower abdomen and causes blood, breakouts, mood swings, cramps, and cravings.

Me: *sobs*
My bestie: “what’s wrong?”
Me: “ period”
My bestie: “I’ll get the hot water bottle”

by ReeseMaggiearemypuppies February 27, 2024