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perfect people

People who realize how stupid punk, emo, gothic, skater, etc people are. These people never lose an argument unless they want to because they can always think of something clever to say back or make the other person sound like an idiot. They don't use their amazing powers unless someone pisses them off by either saying or doing something dumb. Usually nice to anyone unless you cross them.

Ways to know if you are a perfect person:
1. You don't listen to music about how the government sucks, how life sucks, slitting your wrists, poorly thrown together pop music like Jessica Simpson, Britany Spears, etc.
2. You're open minded, but you have strong beliefs.
3. You realize how fun life is and don't get into trouble with the police or purposely try to make an ass of yourself in public to strangers.
4. You don't think about skateboarding in your dreams, at school, or make videos about skateboarding.
5. Your hair color is natural.
6. You only use your powers for good.
Perfect people kicked my ass. - Some skater loser
by Josh March 28, 2005
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perfect child

a child who listens to everything and anything and does everything told
"omg you are such a perfect child you listen to everything
by bxhek April 8, 2016
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A "perfect storm"

A lame-ass excuse for when you can't justify something outrageous, but you aren't going to do anything it anyway.
The cops killed the child because of a "perfect storm" of human error.
by CleatusVD April 7, 2016
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perfect attendance

when you dont miss a day of smoking marijuana.
"ay man you wanna burn today?"
"you kno im bout perfect attendance, light it up"
by lakai6721 February 4, 2013
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Perfect crime

Any type of crime that was planned out so well, it's impossible to find out the culprit.
The guy who stole my case yesterday had probably been planning it out for a long time, it really was the perfect crime!
by rxwan? May 17, 2020
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the perfect view

Adjective/noun.
When someone uses a selfie camera (forward facing camera) below 240p and captures their face with the device at a 45° angle from the chest. (Capturing the chin as the main/biggest facial feature).
Noun.
Wow! Look at this picture of a person! They took a photo with the perfect view!

Adjective.
Is that the perfect view selfie that that instagram model took earlier!?
by CupOsewage July 30, 2019
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The perfect girl

The lawyer thought he had found the perfect girl until another girl tried to ask her about her motorcycle, and the perfect girl viciously attacked the other girl. The lawyer left her when he found out she had plans to cut his genitals off in his sleep, and tried to go back to his old lady friend, but she got hit by a truck. The perfect girl said she saw it all happen before it happened, so the lawyer suspected she was involved in his significant other's death.
by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020
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