An act where a man or women is on a leash and barks, while another person shits and jumps in the air. If you have good aim then the person posing as a dog should catch and eat the tasty brown log.
by Chicus ricus March 17, 2024

"Yo puppy! Watchu doin' tonight?"
"Well I was trying to get some Ezell's, but all my puppies wanted Mad Pizza instead."
"Silly puppies"
"Well I was trying to get some Ezell's, but all my puppies wanted Mad Pizza instead."
"Silly puppies"
by ThatShedKid October 2, 2011

When you meet a girl for a day and in that short while you all have kinky sex using dog related toys.
by Grapfruit January 3, 2021

Sammy puppy is the best pupper out there. I love my Sammy puppy. Sam in general is the best person you’ll ever meet. 100 % guaranteed. He is so kind caring and loyal and wants nothing but the best for you. His smile will kill you in an instant. It’s so contagious and his laugh will make your day. He lights up a room and everyone LOVES him. His hair is so fluffy and amazing. If very tempting to play with. He has the most beautiful brown eyes that you can just get lost in all day. He is so loving and VERY ROMANTIC. Once you open him up, you’ll find it to be completely worth it as his love for you is unconditional and he will never judge you. You can trust him with all your secrets and whenever he isn’t around you won’t feel complete as a person. You need a Sam in your life. If you have one KEEP HIM.
by Ilovesammyboy123 November 21, 2021

when your friend loves dogs. like has 50 dogs at home and treats all of them equally and asks for them every birthday and christmas. very cool
by Tesco_Meal_Deal November 4, 2022

Person 1: Dang I gotta go take a crap.
Person 2: A maximum puppis?
Person 1: What?
Person 2: A big crap?
Person 1: Oh. YEAH!!
Person 2: A maximum puppis?
Person 1: What?
Person 2: A big crap?
Person 1: Oh. YEAH!!
by AWESOMENESS567 January 1, 2014

by skibidigiggity August 29, 2025
