A phrase used when a you know someone is talking bull shit.
When you know the persons story has virtually no accuracy what-so-ever and that the person makes them-self out to be the best.
This phrase comes from the fact that when the story is told that anything can happen to make the story teller sound cool and tough, such as I was in a fight with 20 ninjas and I beat them all in 20 seconds.
When you know the persons story has virtually no accuracy what-so-ever and that the person makes them-self out to be the best.
This phrase comes from the fact that when the story is told that anything can happen to make the story teller sound cool and tough, such as I was in a fight with 20 ninjas and I beat them all in 20 seconds.
Story Teller: I was walking along the street then 5 gangsters jumped me. 7 of these gangsters had guns, they were shooting at me so I beat one up, took his gun and killed them all in one shot, because they were all in a line.
Man (to friend): Urg... 20 Ninjas
Man (to friend): Urg... 20 Ninjas
by corbane November 23, 2010
Guns are Ninja. Sex is Ninja. Killing terrorists is Ninja. Killing in general is Ninja. Bombs are Ninja. Beating someone is Ninja. Stealing massive quantities of money is Ninja. Eating meat is Ninja.
by Youou February 28, 2008
by Gregory cit May 13, 2005
A mythical being who exists to give people wedgies. As with the Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny, the Ass Ninja visits all the little boys and girls in order to bunch their underwear at the worst possible times.
"Dude I totally just got visited by the Ass Ninja! Cover me while I pick my underwear out of my butt."
by Dark_Angel August 25, 2012
The most elite, efficient class of stealth warcraft. Their existance is unknown to all but a select few. To become a sniper ninja, you must be able to shoot a mongolian's left testicle from 500feet awat while at the peak of an orgasm.
Person 1: "Holy FUCK dude, why did you just drop kick that baby!!??!?!"
Sniperninja: "Its O.K, I'm a sniper ninja."
Sniperninja: "Its O.K, I'm a sniper ninja."
by sniperninja02^ April 03, 2008
When you're messed up on an illeagle substance, more than likely an "upper", and you keep looking out the window out of paranoia.
by phatkhiken February 23, 2008
Also: Tom Cruise in 'The Last Samurai'
Did you see the Cruiser in that dumb movie? He was even smaller than the Japs. Looked like a Goddamn leprechaun ninja!
by Miles Pieri January 21, 2004