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SOFT

When a person (typically an uncle) reposts lame dad jokes from a social media source, such as twitter.
My uncle thought he was smooth with the dad jokesturns out he’s been SOFT this whole time.
by oogabooga57 January 10, 2022
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SOFT

when Zen is being a lil too sensitive and a lil too bitchy.
fishy: bruh zen u soft asf rn

geo daddy: yeah
by geodaddy1234 May 9, 2022
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Soft shelled baby back bitch

A Trump loving troglodyte that is devoid of facts. When presented with facts they deflect and never answer the original question. The generally also clam the fuck up because they can't answer a simple question without destroying their cultish ideals.
by Draksar October 13, 2025
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Soft math

Math that's easy to do in your head
The doctor asked me how many drinks i have in a week. Had to do some soft math to give him an answer that didn't make me sound like an alcoholic.
by Candy_Ass_Ho January 15, 2019
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angel soft

Crappy toilet paper that tears apart leaving poop on your hand and often leaves tons of dingle berries (see dingle berry definition) on your ass
Man that angel soft left dingle berries all over my asshole.
by Mr. Dic-tionary April 26, 2017
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Soft

Oh my god my pussy hearts I guess I’m soft
by ZACHHB393 January 9, 2022
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Soft-Served

The act of placing ones mouth around a males anus opening thereafter perform a reach around to clasp the erect penis (yogurt handle) pull down releasing the diarrhea (yogurt) from the anus.

Also known as TCBY (The Countries Best Yogurt)
*prep time:12-14 hours
Toppings aren’t required but highly recommended!

When one man puts his mouth around another mans asshole and reaches around clasping the boner or yogurt handle pushing down to release the diarrhea or yogurt right into your mouth.
I love when my boyfriend gives me his soft-served in the morning!
by 👊🏼👈🏼🙀 April 12, 2021
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