jizz and violence

A spurt so hard to the face or upper body of a lover that it physically knocks them backward. Usually followed by a cry of the same name.

"Jizz and violence, jizz and violence. . Jizz..and....VIOLENCE!..........bitch"

by grizzly Adams October 08, 2013

jizz mountain

It is the leaking of jizz(semen) from the asshole of man who usuaully just had anal sex.

Whoa Chad, your making a jizz mountain! The semen I just released in your ass is coming out!

by Bob's porno shop February 09, 2008

jizz and split

Alternate name I have for Kum and Go

"Let's go to the Jizz and Split for some gas and food."

by lwcalli13 May 17, 2008

Jizz Bomb

To Ejaculate on an extacy pill, then snort it

Hey Dawg!?! You tryin to do a jizz bomb tonight? My homeboy said it was spermtastic.

by watermouth January 13, 2009

jizz jaws

A homophobic insult; its pretty much self explanatory.

Tom Mahoney is such a fucking jizz jaws.

by Doba July 02, 2004

jizz dispenser

A reference to the fact that the penis discharges semen or jizz - a play on pez dispenser.

Fred - Hey man, how'd it go with that chick last night?

Carl - Dude, that girl was jerking my jizz dispenser till it was empty.

by Donnie Darko shit on my salad December 23, 2010

joob jizz

The sperm build up on a mans bush or penis.

that is some sick

by JDOGG June 11, 2004