(Noun) A hypothetical person that you see as irrelevant who is bothering you in some way. Comes from the older version of the word "jerk", meaning an obnoxious person, but turned into a name.
Use similarly to "John Doe".
Use similarly to "John Doe".
"Yo, why are you leaving 10 minutes before closing?"
"I got stuff to do, if Jimmy Jerk-Off comes in here and starts giving you shit, just tell him to fuck off."
"I got stuff to do, if Jimmy Jerk-Off comes in here and starts giving you shit, just tell him to fuck off."
by U735 December 12, 2021
That feeling of dread and awfulness, when you realize that beating your meat isn't making you happy and you think back about all of your mistakes that lead you to having a twitchy dick in your hand, after busting a nut
by BigDickMcGoo January 26, 2019
When your wife is trying to get pregnant and your’re tired of having sex with her. You jerk-off then run over and shoot your load in her.
by Thor drinks beer August 21, 2019
Old: Question not thy clams nor thy jerk-id beef, tis' a favorite of thy fiend maker and thy fiend.
New: Hey ya'll, I b fo' shizzilin' for some jerk-id beef here!
New: Hey ya'll, I b fo' shizzilin' for some jerk-id beef here!
by helga October 16, 2003
I was getting a handy and she gave me a high five in the middle of it.
Bro. She gave you a high five jerk. I've always wanted one.
Bro. She gave you a high five jerk. I've always wanted one.
by You're a jerk, I know. June 09, 2019
A quiet and careful masturbation session done while someone is in the next room. Done silently so as not to attract their attention and with a watchful eye toward the door.
I was so horny the other day, but my mom wouldn't leave the house. I had to have a next-room-jerk in the den while she was in the kitchen. Most uncomfortable fap ever!
by g.spell_omega April 30, 2015
When someone gives you a hard handjob while looking at you dead in the eye or stareing at you the whole time during the handjob.
by Wak sh0tz February 16, 2011