Wife

The only thing boomers hate more than young people

Boomer 1: I hate my wife
Boomer 2: And i hate my wife

by n0dini February 26, 2021

Wife

Name given to a female best friend usually by another female to show the bond between them. Being someone’s wife means you are their (or one of their) best female friends.

Hey, omg, do you want to be my wife?

Hey i don't know if you can be my wife anymore. I want a divorce.

by Bobabubbles March 12, 2021

late wife

something that dayoung from wjsn said to katie (fan) but she made a mistake so no one knows what she meant

dayoung: late wife :) (?)

by fefi March 18, 2021

højbjerg's wife

A brum on Tottenham Twitter who is Pierre Emile Højbjerg's wife.

Oh look there's Pierre with his wife, højbjerg's wife!

by PJ4 March 28, 2021

højbjerg's wife

A brum on Tottenham Twitter who is Pierre Emile Højbjerg's wife.

Oh look over there Pierre is eating KFC with his wife, højbjerg's wife!

by PJ4 March 28, 2021

Newts wife

Not Melie’s wife

Newts wife is not Melie’s wife.

by Sperm killer March 30, 2021

National give your wife your hoodie

National give your wife your hoodie day means that you should give your hoodie away to your wife. You should try it! She will love it

Friend: do you know what day it is today? Did u remember to give it away?

Me: ofc i did! I will never forget National give your wife your hoodie day again

by Elise Mariella Holmstad March 31, 2021