1. To assume something, and present it as fact.
2. To take an asinine comment, presumption or drunken declaration and automatically present it as fact.
Based on the legitimacy and presentation of Ted Wells Deflategate Report
2. To take an asinine comment, presumption or drunken declaration and automatically present it as fact.
Based on the legitimacy and presentation of Ted Wells Deflategate Report
Ex. Someone says that Lincoln may have been a Jedi ---becomes---Lincoln was a Jedi.
In converstion: "I'm gonna go ahead and Wells It and say Lincoln Was a Jedi."
In converstion: "I'm gonna go ahead and Wells It and say Lincoln Was a Jedi."
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Friend 2: Well shit.
Friend 2: Well shit.
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Get the Welles mug.A person, usually an American, who's identity and politics are based on the "Wellness Bible", i.e. a set of politically correct ideas related to exercise, health, fat acceptance, etc.
Kelly, a typical Wellness Bitch, can't go out to brunch because the restaurant doesn't have any vegan gluten free options.
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