person 1: im bored, wanna have a shag?
person 2: i would but i dont have a johnny
person 1: its alright, i have one in my wallet
person 2: i would but i dont have a johnny
person 1: its alright, i have one in my wallet
by skettyelf November 23, 2021
Get the a johnnymug. Sturgill Simpson
Alter ego, pirate name or new moniker
First seen on the 2016 album A Sailor’s Guide to Earth
Alter ego, pirate name or new moniker
First seen on the 2016 album A Sailor’s Guide to Earth
by bluegrasm July 1, 2024
Get the Johnny Blue Skiesmug. A Johnny Dang refers to CallmeJD_0 a Lego high rank that is not the best Lego high rank it is clearly JetbluetheNoob.
by SirJet September 2, 2024
Get the Johnny Dangmug. A question that is designed to only be asked of a Johnny that poses two, equally unappealing scenarios. The aim is to have the Johnny pick one for your amusement.
Hey Johnny, would you rather have Stone Cold Steve Austin rail you and yell "What?!" with every thrust, or get a rim job from a tiger? Johnny Trap
by ShrewdSauce November 23, 2021
Get the Johnny Trapmug. by Trickdaddy May 24, 2023
Get the Johnnymug. by Johnnykilla September 6, 2025
Get the Slime Out Johnny Daymug. A man who, through a settlement with his ex-wife, had his defamation lawsuit against her dismissed with prejudice. A man who, as it turns out, lied about his ex-wife defaming him. A man with yellow, rotting teeth whose fans will never admit the prime of his career is over with. A man who society is slowly, but surely, finally turning against & apologizing to his ex-wife for believing him & not her.
Did you hear? Johnny Derp and his legal team knew he'd lose his defamation lawsuit on appeal, so he got his ex-wife, Queen Amber Heard, to agree to a settlement where: 1) she doesn't have to admit guilt; 2) she's not legally bound by a gag order or NDA; 3) his $15M jury verdict gets invalidated & all he gets is $1M from her homeowner's insurance; & 4) as part of her homeowner's insurance paying him $1M, he had to agree that she didn't defame him, because her insurance company wouldn't pay out if there was malice. Not to mention, the news release put out by his abuse-defender lawyers and their soon-to-be out-of-business law firm stating that both agree not to seek any further legal action in this case. So, it means he willingly had his defamation lawsuit dismissed with prejudice in exchange for admitting he lied about her just so he could get $1M.
by Wayne "Loony" LaPierre June 25, 2023
Get the Johnny Derpmug.