Non polite shorts

Shorts but there hardly shorts because they don’t cover the cheeks

Joe- what you wearing

Beatrice- my non polite shorts

Joe- dam! Whole cheeks out

by Hoezlife January 5, 2020

Mr Short Cummings

This refers to man who either has a small penis, doesn't last long during sex or has very poor performance in the bedroom. Women will often shame men like this with no regards for their feelings.
Being called Mr short Cummings can break down a man's confidence, pride, ego & self esteem.

Tasha: this guy was so dead & boring in the bedroom I was on my phone most of the time.

Layla: loool Mr short Cummings.. lock that off sis

by Arron j smith April 7, 2022

short hair baddie

a baddie with short hair (no blonds)

damn that girl is a short hair baddie

by anonymous April 28, 2023

Pitching on short rest

When you've jacked off and haven't had time to recharge, then try to have sex.

"Aight, I'm off the the GF's house"

"Dude! You getting it in?"

"Yeah man, but I'm pitching on short rest."

by DeeAps October 17, 2013

Short Boy Magic

For men 5”8 and under—we’re not y’all but we have other body parts to compensate ;) and will treat u better than anyone ever can

Girl #1: Sam is so short, I’m not dating someone that’s 5”6
Girl #2: He really has that short boy magic tho

by itswednesdaydudest316 September 11, 2019

Big Boy Shorts

A piece of clothing often worn by kids who beat up infants with boxing gloves in the playground. It is a sign of raw strength and power to all preteens or tweens.

Jerry McFuckface: Hey, here comes Walter with his Big Boy Shorts!
Gary Pussington: Shit, we better skrrt, homie!

by BadNightmarez November 8, 2018

Mr Short Cummings

This refers to men who either has a small penis, doesn't last long during sex or has very poor performance in the bedroom. Women will often shame men like this with no regards for their feelings.
Being called Mr short Cummings can break down a man's confidence, pride, ego & self esteem.

Tasha: this guy was so dead & boring in the bedroom I was on my phone most of the time.

Layla: loool Mr short Cummings.. lock that off sis

by Arron j smith April 7, 2022