Bucket hat

If he wears a bucket hat he has a massive cock. End of story.

“Did you see John with his bucket hat? Susie said he’s packing!”

by Steven184 June 24, 2022

boobie hats

Most types of breast support, specifically the cup-style bra. Also includes the bikini and similar articles of swimwear or undergarments.
Does not including the sports bra, t-shirt bra or other full coverage, non-cup styles.

She took the twins shopping for boobie hats this afternoon.

by gwally March 8, 2012

hat cunt

Super glue a mini top hat to the top of your vagina.

Dude she was so hot, but I wish she had a hat cunt.

by Duelbang April 6, 2014

Mong Hat

The same plain baseball cap that all mongs wear on their day out to the park

Hey, look at that Downey with the mong hat on over there!

by RankaDankaKlanka November 10, 2012

Top Hat

A tattoo above thy man's junk, AKA a pubis hat.

*two guys fucking*

Guy 1: hey bro nice top hat!
Guy 2: thanks, I tip my hat to you sir

by Kuzko's Poison March 4, 2022

Ass hat

An unknown species of hat that is also a name for someone

Yo Jimmy over there be fuckin with that ass hat

by Ghettostepmom October 24, 2018

throwed hat

An above average hat that is worn to parties that makes the night so much better; exclusions to the rule include but are not limited to 59/50 hats, hats worn sideways, and any other hat that would tempt somebody to call you a douche or tool.

Dude, check out this hat I just bought, is it not a throwed hat!

by the Cadet August 25, 2010