Nerd

As it has come to pass, a nerd is apparently a person who dislikes geeks and denounces them as little more than second-rate, wannabe nerds. Anyone who claims to be a nerd is automatically not a nerd (as anyone who claims to be of a particular label is automatically not). True nerds are essentially smart dorks who still look dorky. True geeks, on the other hand, are smark dorks who act but don't look dorky. Nerds are generally academic in a general sense. Geeks are typically tech-oriented. Most all people who outwardly claim to be nerds or geeks are just pseudo-intellectual kids or teenagers who wish they were smarter than they truly are. True nerds, and some true geeks, often have a Clark Kent or Peter Parker complex: they don't proclaim they're as such, but rather they wish to be normal and/or at least accepted as viable members of society. Very few true nerds and geeks actually exist in contemporary society.

Most of the people posting definitions here are not true nerds.

by The AL September 13, 2008

nerd

As it has come to pass, a nerd is apparently a person who dislikes geeks and denounces them as little more than second-rate, wannabe nerds. Anyone who claims to be a nerd is automatically not a nerd (as anyone who claims to be of a particular label is automatically not). True nerds are essentially smart dorks who still look dorky. True geeks, on the other hand, are smark dorks who act but don't look dorky. Nerds are generally academic in a general sense. Geeks are typically tech-oriented. Most all people who outwardly claim to be nerds or geeks are just pseudo-intellectual kids or teenagers who wish they were smarter than they truly are. True nerds, and some true geeks, often have a Clark Kent or Peter Parker complex: they don't proclaim they're as such, but rather they wish to be normal and/or at least accepted as viable members of society. Very few true nerds and geeks actually exist in contemporary society.

Most of the people posting definitions here are not true nerds.

by The AL September 13, 2008

nerdbonics

The official language of gamers who have taken the shortening of words and the use of symbols / numbers to replace letters to idiotic heights.

Bl@ck_@$$@$$1N - OMG u ju5t g0t pnd by a n00b!!!1

by psilo December 21, 2004

nerdery

A gaggle, flock, or group of nerds.

"So I see your found the nerdery." - As stated to a non-nerd to his nerdy friend as he sees her in a group of other nerds at the X-Men 3 movie premiere.

by Charles Garcia May 30, 2006

Nerd Princess

This group of people is made of highly intelligent females who seem to fully function in everyday social circumstances. Often times they tip the balance of what is supposed to be "fair" in the world. The usually have a skill or several that they are exceptional at and then they just happen to be above average at everything else. These are the kids that sparked the invention of lame loaded jokes... like "yo mama" because people can’t think of anything to call them out on.

"Hey have you seen Stephanie Phillips?"
"No, I hate her. She stole my boyfriend, got a full ride and got a 4.0."
"Well at least you have basketball."
"She dunked on me yesterday after allie ooping it to her damn self."
"Oh shit she's a nerd princess."

by A. Spartan April 8, 2008

Kompu Nerd

Some Kid That Sits Infront Of Their Computer, Reffered To Them (Adn Them Only) As Their "Comp". Sits And Looks At "Sexy" Pictures Of "Woman" On "Lavalife"

Kompu Nerd: *Hysterical Lauging*
Younger Brother Joey: What? Did You Finally Beat The Giant Monkey Man And Travel To The 9th Demension???
Kompu Nerd: Nahh... But Check Out The Breasts On That Attractive Lady!
Joey: I See. Haha. Loser.
Kompu Nerd: Your Just Jelous Because I've Been Staring At Hott Babes ALL DAY!
Joey: Indeed.

by JinxyWonder August 31, 2008

Nerd

1. True hardcore

2. The envy of all pseudo-nerds, aka geeks

1. I am a nerd.

2. "Revenge of the Nerds"

by David Yoo October 15, 2006