man 1: hey bro what did u have for lunch
man 2: ya mum.
man 1: ion wanna do this no more, i just wanna go home, LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UP KID UR NOT FUNNY
man 2: ya mum.
man 1: ion wanna do this no more, i just wanna go home, LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UP KID UR NOT FUNNY
by Suckmytoeswithnutella69 July 4, 2022
Get the ya mum mug.A mother or and older woman (35-65) who’s personality is so basic that the most riveting activity they can do is make jam. They enjoy making jam and constantly talk about making jam. Similar to a wine mum but more wholesome (cause they’re quite nice) and wine is replaced with jam-making. They usually have the personality of a cardboard box and are either very Catholic/ toxic Christian or very agnostic. They usually hate the following:
* Controversy
* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’
* Controversy
* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’
Jane: “Did you hear about Matilda’s party on Saturday?”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”
by Fourfortunate4 July 5, 2022
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by Har Har Cowface August 11, 2022
Get the ur mum mug.Used to reply to “your mum”. Can be used against someone else however is never actually relevant to the other persons mother.
by Ug8tar August 12, 2022
Get the Your mum also mug.This is called the last straw phrase. It is not to be used faintly, once you use this phrase understand your may lose your life. It is the equivalent to spitting in a persons face.
Person 1: “Kyle you ain’t on nothing, we took your phone and money and you ain’t done anything”
Kyle: “what are you dumb? Suck your mum”
*FIGHT BREAKS* (You cannot say this phrase without some sort of conflict breaking out.
Kyle: “what are you dumb? Suck your mum”
*FIGHT BREAKS* (You cannot say this phrase without some sort of conflict breaking out.
by TheBritslangTranslator August 19, 2022
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