Slam the Monster

1. To drink a Monster energy drink much too quickly to be any good for your health

2. To perform a sexual act similar to but not necessarily limited to "spanking the monkey"

3. To masturbate so hard that your dick feels like you slammed it against a monster

"Damn that bitch is fine. I'd slam the monster with her any time."

by Smellins March 14, 2013

monster check

when a little kid wants sombody to check their room for monsters.

dad: goodnight
kid: daddy can you do a monster check

by Xx_catnip_xX September 27, 2010

Puzzle Monster

A bad dude/thing in a game that can only be beaten with a specific, usually obscure tactic or item.

Trolls, the classic puzzle monster of D&D, can only be killed by fire and acid. If you don't have those, you're basically screwed.

by Arananthi January 4, 2012

Monster Gamer

Cooler than thunder7

Monster Gamer is Cooler than thunder7 and thunder6 lol xD

by Barry Is Epic January 11, 2021

shitting monsters

when you take a shit and it is formed into a bunch of pieces that when looked at all together look like a monster.

oh man, today I was shitting monsters.

by armyman1982 April 6, 2010

fuch monster

a playful way to call someone annoying/goofy

Tom: Jake, why you flirting with my girl?

Tom's GF: It's ok Jake, he's just a fuch monster

by lwkimreallycool June 8, 2023

Monster Loaf

When someone takes a massive dump on the toilet. Usually looks like meatloaf.

Boy did I take a huge monster loaf

by Sportsguy1991 June 11, 2013