mike turnupseed

The most like homie in all of the land👏🏼😳, once killed a tiger with his bare hands while shotgunning a 24 oz corona™ can. Strong advocate of Mike’s Hard Lemonade, but only with extra lemons😍🤤

Friend One: Ayo 🅱️oss, them shoes lookin dirty lemme clean those up for you
Mike Turnupseed: Nah boss, that attitude lookin kinda dirty, lemme fix that right up for you👀
Friend One: Yo boss thanks, I really feel like I could go shotgun a 24 oz corona™ can right now!
Mike: lemme drive da boat

by Brok With No C August 19, 2019

Muddy Mike

Immediately after getting top from Jiddy On, a horse shits in ur mouth and you proceed to get in a relationship with it

Woah dog, look at munzinger over there, looks like a he gets a muddy mike ever day

by Big Weiner Nog October 4, 2017

Mike- Jason

A Mike- Jason is super smart and the best brother worldwide. He falls under the category verrückte Mongo but is the coolest man alive. Every guy wants to be him because of his awesome beard

Jeffrey: Yo Man, You See the cool Guy with the Beard?
Johannes: Yea man, its Mike- Jason.

Jeffrey: Wow, I wanna be a Mike- Jason too.
Johannes: Me too.

by SmtGirl January 3, 2017

mike ess

Mike Ess the man the myth the legend in his own head…the patron saint of newcomer swag…good friend very spiritual but will still knock someone’s top off if tempted…will do anything for his gang…has hair like a Brazilian goddess usually hated by most men with receding hair lines and no beards…a mike Ess usually has a illustrious sensational beard that doesn’t need any maintenance oils and all them other things most men put on their beards. A mike Ess is usually known to be a Latin lover who can Rico suave any women he desires into dropping their panties….

Hey girl have you seen mike Ess beard omg I want to sit on it

by Chubzyaheard November 23, 2021

Mike K

Assistant video production teacher by day, also an assistant video production teacher by night. He's also probably a fed or cyborg or something. He probably doesn't watch breaking bad, either :(

Mike K, why can't I drop kick your baby?

by saulgoodman? October 17, 2022

MIKE BROWN

CUTEST MAN I'VE EVER SEEN AND WILL TEAR APART ANY MAN OR WOMEN'S ASSHOLE WITH HIS MASSIVE HORSE COCK.

MIKE BROWN: YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX?

Random Girl: I CAN'T TAKE UR MASSIVE COCK :(
Random Boy: I WOULD LOVE TO BUT I DONT THINK IT WOULD FIT IN MY ASS :(

by NIKelyf45 April 20, 2022

Mike Oak

Mike Oak = Banger

Wow see that guy over there he's a Mike Oak

by BigDungus69 May 15, 2020