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Masonic Cooties

1. A figurative stigma or taint associated with a Freemason who has acted contrary to the principles, ethics, or expectations of Freemasonry, resulting in a damaged reputation.

2. The perceived risk of reputational harm or social contamination by association with such an individual.
-He got caught bending the rules, and now nobody will sit next to him in lodge. Classic case of *Masonic Cooties*.

-Careful who you shake hands with—Masonic Cooties spread faster than bad ritual work.
by Somo Titbee February 12, 2025
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Dirty Mason

When you ejaculate on your roommates’ bathroom wall and let that shit crust over.
Bro, I saw some weird shit on the bathroom wall, I think someone pulled a Dirty Mason.
by Multi-breaster February 18, 2025
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Mason

Should kill himself, nobody would know, plus your replaceable, Mason is a self centered piece of shit worth nothing, nobody loves him although they seem like they do, in the end nobody loves a Mason, his relationships don’t last and never will and they always end because of him, family and friends all act like they love him but deep down they all could go on without him, that’s a Mason, a person who nobody could give a fuck about.
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Mason 2009

Should kill himself, nobody would know, plus your replaceable, Mason is a self centered piece of shit worth nothing, nobody loves him although they seem like they do, in the end nobody loves a Mason, his relationships don't last and never will seem like they do, in the end nobody loves a Mason, his relationships don't last and never will and they always end because of him, family and friends all act like they love him but deep down they all could go on without him, that's a Mason, a person who nobody could give a fuck about.
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Mason brown

A god of war he fights like a thousand men a chin like titanium and the aggressiveness of a lion
Mason brown is defined as the god of war
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Mason

Mason is a sweet very nice understanding guy. If you could imagine what the perfect person to exist is it's definitely a mason. They are extremely handsome and have a good positive attitude. All the girls want mason but he isn't a dick about it and actually cares for you instead of leading you on and finding someone else. Mason can be described as a very enjoyable person. Masons tend to love sports like basketball and play video games. If you've met a mason like this be thankful he's a keeper.
Wow! Do you know who Mason is? He's so hot and nice.
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Mason

literally just doing this to annoy him Lol<3
Better at Head
even though he thinks he isn't perfect....he's the most perfect weirdo I know
(Fuck that was corny eww)
Mason will be with ANNE forever
by ANNE<3彼のために November 24, 2021
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