That guy is needing to be given a packed lunch and put on the happy bus that has stickers saying please refrain from licking the windows!
by GGG.A.L May 20, 2024
An employee goes to his/her vehicle on lunch hour, enjoying some chewing tobacco, masterbating, then going back to work.
by Saskatchewan lunch break September 04, 2022
He felt certain that, after the multiple convictions which were looming, the 'leading candidate' would be snake lunch.
by Monkey's Dad November 24, 2023
by Smallraisinboy June 26, 2021
A sexual position performed by two people, one of which has to be a male. The man inserts his penis between his partner's nose and mouth (in the area where a mustache grows) and peforms a repetitive humping motion, while his partner makes duck lips.
Subject 1: Yo, last night this chick showed me a new sex position called the "portuguese sack lunch", I liked it a lot.
Subject 2: Man, you are one twisted small dicked motherfucker.
Subject 2: Man, you are one twisted small dicked motherfucker.
by Flama741 February 20, 2018
by Aaron Kristopherson December 13, 2023
A soggy dream is basically a wet dream but where you shit yourself and cum and eat it for breakfast/lunch
by popping shandy May 04, 2016