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True kitty story

The truest of stories. They do not get any truer that a true kitty story.
That is a true kitty story right there!
by Carrymeok February 23, 2021
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Ass kitty

Ass kitty is a cute younger woman that's addicted to anal sex.
Joel: Jenny is hot. She'd probably make a decent girlfriend.

Roger: I don't think so. I heard she's an ASS KITTY.

Jay: What's wrong with that? Most chicks aren't adventurous enough to do anal.

Joel: You can have her then.

Bob: Joel is smart.

Jay: I'll just take Jenny then while the rest of you circle jerk each other.

Kye: Well said.
by Box Worm November 30, 2019
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kitty

kitty is a nice boy who is horny all the time, super duper gay and always a good friend to talk to, plays a lot of music games
"kitty and i hit it off from the beginning B)"

"Yup, hes like that"
by bitchboysaga6969 June 28, 2021
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Hello Kitty

A kitty with no mouth that got used in scary videos a while ago for no absolute reason.
*Or*
A kitty that has hello at the beginning of its name.
(or just cute lil hello kitty lol)
1st person: Omg! Hello kitty isn't actually a kitty it's a little girl!
2nd person: you’ve been watching too many YouTube shorts...
by UrbanDictionaryHaha July 13, 2024
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Kittie

a bitch ass mother fucker who's had too much sex and likely draws a lot of porn.
Damn, Kittie's great at drawing tits!
by Godhasleftustodie January 9, 2022
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shower kitty

A skunk. When you get too close to that kitty, you’ll have to take a shower.
I was up all night bathing the dogs last night- they found another shower kitty
by Professional Humanoid September 13, 2020
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sweeten the kitty

To pour sugar on female genitalia before oral sex.
Babe, I got some sugar so we can sweeten the kitty when we get busy tonight.
by Sweeeeten November 30, 2017
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