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Kitty

A giant black fur ball of love who constantly roams for food and hugs.
by Redwanderlust April 9, 2023
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Hello Kitty Relationship

A relationship that looks to be heterosexual at first, when it reality it is between two lesbians.

Named after the satirical internet rumor that Hello Kitty’s boyfriend, Dear Daniel, is actually a girl.
Person A: “Bro everyone keeps thinking I’m in a straight relationship because I call my partner a he, but we’re actually both lesbians!”
Person B: “Oh man, looks like you’re in a Hello Kitty relationship!”
by alfrtastik March 3, 2025
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gramophone kitty

my legle birth name is Gramophone Kitty and I just want you to know that he's lickin' his lips! he's cheakin' it twice! five minuets left on his microwave rice!
by gramophone kitty January 16, 2025
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Kitty Willy

Kitty Willy
noun
1. A provocative twist on the classic "wet willy," where instead of saliva, one uses vaginal fluids to moisten their finger before inserting it into someone's ear—usually as a bold act of flirtation or shock value.
2. A bold, NSFW move that blends mischief with a slight dose of kink.
"She dared me to give him a Kitty Willy at the party... needless to say, he was speechless."
by Fred the Panda April 9, 2025
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Kitty<3

This girl stole my heart i really really love her amd want to be with her forever
by bastyxlavey November 22, 2021
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Kitty pennies

Do you have any kitty pennies I could borrow? I would like to buy this candy bar.
by sillypseudo November 24, 2020
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Petting the kitty

Petting the kitty is a when a woman masterbates.
Husband: what are you doing? Wife: petting the kitty and thinking of you.
by Tallulah baby December 8, 2021
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