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johnique

Mostly Geminis and usally are crazy as fuck and always are fun to be with and are always down for whatever someone amd don't care what people say or think about them ....... Most of the time you never want to lose them they are always the best friend you can ever have
Johniques are always the best friend and girlfriend you can have

I want that girl to be mine she's a Johnique
by Paisley casterphore June 5, 2016
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John Grosbar

one of the most famous but unknown characters in seinfeld history. From the airport episode, he is Kramer's roommate from 20 years ago that still owes him 240 dollars from rent. He was last seen headed on a flight form JFK.
"Listen to the bell Grosbar it tolls for thee"
by Shickadance March 26, 2005
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john mcfail

The losing candidate of the 2008 election. Originally named John McCain until his concession speech in which he says "the failure is mine, not yours" He pretty much sets himself up for this one.
by McFailure March 19, 2009
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John Bindon

Mmmmm, he's got a big John Bindon.

The old John Bindon needs a good wash

I bet you'd like to touch his John Bindon
by John Bindon May 23, 2009
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John Rodriguez

Bad Ass MoFo born in BA, Argentina. can't stay in one place for too long. loves you more than you might love him. musician/cyclist/skater/smoker. if you've met him, consider yourself lucky, cause he's always gone before you know it.
"i saw John Rodriguez the other day... i love that guy."
by fanatttttic February 4, 2010
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John Nutt

defines one who is purely awesome at nearly everything he attempts.
You either love him or hate him due to jealousy.
Kid: Man, Matt is such a John Nutt
Other: I was just thinking that!
Kid: We should see if he wants to hang out later
Other: totally!
by Adam Reece September 15, 2010
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Johnanthonymamrakjr

1: the worlds most amazing Father and best Friend.

2: the smartest man alive. a literal fountain of knowledge. he makes ehow.com look like it doesn't know anything.

3: strict skills in discipline and life lessons.

(*see example: C)
A: Having a father like Johnanthonymamrakjr is an honor and a blessing.

B: google knows "what you meant" to say be cause it asked Johnanthonymamrakjr

C: whether you're trying to break a bad habit or you're very ashamed of a stupid thing you did simply follow Johnanthonymamrakjr's Life Advice #138: Find a mirror. Look at your reflection and say to it, "You Asshole!"
by suzyskywalker June 10, 2011
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