jord

a shorter term used to describe a jock and a nerd combined.
usually refers to a jock who is hardworking, but still does not get good grades.

Ryan: I must finish writing my 12 page essay for PE!
Mera: You are such a jord!

Ryan: OMG! I forgot to do the science reflection!
Sarah: You don't have to do it.
Ryan: What ever. I am so going to work on it while I'm playing soccer.
Sarah: What a jord.

by guess who? =] December 10, 2008

Jordan

Has a large fanny. Has odd hair and behaves like one of the female gender.

Dude stop being such a Jordan.

by JayBeeBeatch September 26, 2010

Jordan

A TWAT

Person: He's called Jordan, he must be a twat

by Justonemore September 25, 2013

Pull a Jordan

Someone who masturbates in class and
gets caught

Kid: I got suspended for Masturbating in class

Friend: You pulled a Jordan?

Who do you know that can pull a jordan

by Chickenwings2 March 18, 2011

jordan

an ugly horse with big teeth,

you can buyjordan grass and she's a horse

by horsieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee October 18, 2010

Jordan

Jordan (n)- The act of signing out without responding to a question relating to a person's phone number.

this usally happens when someone hits alt F4 to avoid answering the question, equal to being rejected.

person A "I was talking to sally last night and right as i asked her nymber, she pulled a jordan!"
person B "haha serves you right, you creeper."

by GeorgexOrwell February 13, 2010

Jordan Peters

A fat retard who is a very bad person and eats humans while sleeping under a rock

Jew nigger retard fuck Jordan Peters

by awesome sauce5552186 April 23, 2011