Jess

God

Oh my Jess!

by Jess is almighty November 23, 2021

Jesse James' Treasure

When two (or more) otherwise go on a wild goose chase and instead have a homoerotic experience together.

"We spent all weekend looking for bigfoot, but all we found was Jesse James' treasure"

by thurbermingus August 17, 2022

Cook jesse

This means to cook meth. It is a reference to the show "breaking bad" where the star character, "walter white" said, "Cook jesse, cook!".

Cook jesse, cook my nigga!

by Bxmbsqxd September 20, 2024

Jess

literally the definition of cute. triggers that feeling of angry cuteness like when u see a kitten or a lil puppy and u just wanna pet it aggressively for sum reason?? thats Jess h.u

Omg that dress is so Jess‼️‼️

by ivanisdabest February 3, 2022

Jesse

The man’s is good but he will fuck your wifey and that’s on hood. Never trust him with yo bag or yo bitch. He does NOT kiss bitches, he break they spine and break they purses. Don’t check Jesse, check yo bitch.

Man #1: Have you seen Jesse?
Man#2: No why?
Man #1: I heard he’s taking all our bitches, better hide yours to be safe.

by jessesvvs November 23, 2021

Jesse Hitaffer

Who?

Random person: you know Jesse? (Jesse Hitaffer)
Other person: no. Who's that?

by SD J.E.S.S.E November 28, 2024

Jesse Yourself

Synonymous with "shitting yourself". Verb, to shit.

I just had Mexican and Jesse'd myself again.

I didn't make it to the bathroom in time and Jesse'd my pants.
Careful you dont Jesse yourself!

by #notacop May 31, 2025