Jeans beans

Jeans beans

When you have a high fibre diet and shit your keks

“All of that Heinz has given me the jeans beans”

by Jeans beans February 5, 2021

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Zoom jeans

Denim pants casually worn as the bottom half of a dressy outfit, such as shirt, or blouse, blazer and tie, which is off-camera during a Zoom videoconference requiring business apparel.

When I have to wear Zoom jeans, I don’t bother with a belt, either.

by anonymous March 1, 2021

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"She got dem apple bottom jeans
boots with the fur
got the whole club looking at her-"
"JESSICA did you sleep with your goddamn teacher"
"no i did-"
"yes You DID"
"NO I DIDNT"
"YES YOU DIIIIID"
"*SCREAMS OF FIGHTING*"

by gbarilaairbgeagberila March 3, 2021

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Jean

A Epic, Funny, Cool, Swag Person

That guy is so Jean

by EpicGenocide March 9, 2021

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JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME

Where a man proceeds to perform the jean claude van damme styled splits between a set of chairs and has a girl give him a rim job while dressed as chun li

"Bro, sophie gave me the best jean claude van damme experience of my life!"

by Bruce ri March 17, 2021

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Jean

Bro is so fucking cool you can’t compete. Anyone named Jean is a god made by god himself! If your name is Jean you’re superior just know that. Jean supremacy!

Person 1: have you seen how cool he is?! I wish I was him.
Person 2: That's a Jean alright!

by Vin March 18, 2021

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